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‘Call me a non-conforming malcontent, but I wholeheartedly disagree with the concept of marriage. When at Alton Towers, I absolutely love it on the log flume, but after a few rides, I should be free to have a go on the black hole.’ Anti-Humour - The new alternative comedy?'anti-humour' is a new genre of humour gaining cult status in both the UK and US. Purposely countering comedy tradition, many say it is overtaking observational humour to become the new ‘alternative comedy.’ Never Open An Outhouse Door Without KnockingI suppose that every hometown of every child holds certain favorite hiding places, or short cuts, or little-known doors or cubbyholes or secret passageways or whatever, and the little town of Auburn in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains was no exception. One Man's Porn is Not Another Woman's EroticaI love word derivation, especially the fabricated kind. Erotica comes from the Greek "Eros," the God of Love. Porn comes from the Greek "Porne," the largest chariot parts distributor in Athens. The former is about hearts and the latter about parts. This is the difference between women and men, hearts versus parts. Tuna Safe - Thongs in a CanHow do you know if your mate is fresh & clean? Look for the Tuna Safe logo on the front of the thongs. That New Insurance SmellThe incredible odessy of buying a new car. Followed by the incredible sense of despair when realizing how much having a new car costs. Expert of Experts: Things HE Didn't Tell Neale About RealityDrew Kittinger was going about the business of being himself by teaching others how to become experts. Apparently, Someone had other plans for him. This is an ongoing dialogue between Drew and his fingers, as guided by a force with a capital “F” that’s determined to lighten our journey. Drew sits at the keyboard, has a dialogue, and seeing "Spread the Word" come through his fingers, hits the submit button. You've found this because it will serve you. Hey, I Was Only Kidding!: Crossing The Line In MiamiIf you ever find yourself up against a wall and your life being threatened in Miami, don't be too proud to pull out the Castro card. It could save your life. How Humor Helps Me To CopeProfessionals tell us that two human emotions cannot occupy the same space at the same time. You're either happy or you're sad - you can't have it both ways. My choice is to be happy, or at least I try to be happy, and humor helps me to achieve that goal. Expert of Experts: Things HE Didn’t Tell Neale About RelationshipsDrew Kittinger was going about the business of being himself by teaching others how to become experts. Apparently, Someone had other plans for him. This is an ongoing dialogue between Drew and his fingers, as guided by a force with a capital “F” that’s determined to lighten our journey. Drew sits at the keyboard, has a dialogue, and seeing "Spread the Word" come through his fingers, hits the submit button. You've found this because it will serve you. The Negative Side of HumorA few years ago, I was writing this article, and I told a woman by email, that I was working on it. Her response was, "I didn't know there was a negative side of humor!" I don't know which cave this woman was living in, but negative humor in the United States is alive and well - thank you very much! Please, Don't Make Me Take A Vacation"I never go on vacation," said a Manhattan real estate agent. "And when I do, I have my computer, my Palm, my e-mail and my cell phone with me at all times."It seems that our tech toys have become the adult equivalent of an umbilical cord. So how can we live without them?And what about now, when, as a good citizen, who also doesn't want to get arrested, you at least have to endure your plane trip without their nourishment and comfort? Let's do a checklist of tech tonics that can cause us to experience separation anxiety. PBS Fires Cinderella - Calls Display Of Bare Foot ScandalousAs if it wasn’t enough that PBS, the bastion of culture at the broadcast level, fired the host of the toddlertainment, ‘The Good Night Show.’ Reason given: The sweet thing, by the name of Melanie Martinez, who is beloved by moms and kids alike, appeared in her ancient history as an actress in two videos spoofing public service announcements that advocate teenage sexual abstinence. Even PBS admits there was nothing pornographic about the videos. Al-Qaeda In Hell, Or Allah's Surprising IngratitudeMohammed One raised his hands toward where he thought heaven might be, and wailed, "I can't stand it anymore! Allah, have mercy!"But the sky, flame-streaked and smoky, remained unresponsive. So he sank to his knees and began to weep, but the ground was so hot it blistered his knees instantly and he screamed and leaped to his feet again. At least, when he was upright his sneakers could cushion the heat at what he had always understood as the opposite of the heaven of his dreams, that is, hell, also eternity’s ground zero for grievous sinners.At that moment, Mohammed Two came rolling in at high speed. "Try spinning as fast as you can," he said as he went. "You get blisters slower.""I tried, but I bruised my elbows," wailed Mohammed One, watching the twirling Mohammed disappear into the smoky environs. Then he raised his scorched beard and pleaded once again to the ever reticent sky. "Why, oh, why, Allah, have you condemned me to hell? I gave my life in your service!"But the sky did not respond. And then what he feared most came into view through the smoke-gray clouds - a passenger jet.“No, no, not again!” Mohammed One pleaded. “Please, Allah, have mercy!”But the plane cruised closer and then landed.“Oh, Allah, preserve me,” Mohammed One sighed, and wept, putting his hands to his face.Then to door of the plane opened and the captain appeared in the doorway. While he was dressed like a pilot, he did have a red and nasty tail, which slapped as he spoke.“All aboard!” he announced. “Time for another doomed flight!” Joe Lieberman Loses Democratic Primary; Republicans CelebratePoor Joe Lieberman - how fallen from grace is he and in such a sudden way. Just six years ago, the Democratic candidate for Vice President, today he finds himself unable to persuade his party to reelect him to a fourth term in the Senate.And, as lousy luck would have it, he lost the Democratic primary just days before the disruption of the horrific terrorist plan to detonate ten passenger-packed planes flying between London and New York. Had that interruption happened before the election, it might have changed enough minds, since the electorate’s principal problem with Joe is his continuing support of the war in Iraq.Undaunted in the face of rejection, Joe will go on as an independent candidate. As he undoubtedly consoles himself, even Lincoln had his setbacks but would not, in defeat, retreat. Yo, Humans Stop Having Stupid Wars!It seems rather unfortunate, as here we are repeating the past, which we are doomed to repeat for we have learned so little from human written recorded history. Why is it that humans kill their own species, doesn’t that seem like a bad idea or what? It is like this; I feel like saying; Yo, Humans Stop Having Stupid Wars! What are you thinking anyway? Oil Update From BP: A Bear Ate The PipelineEarlier reports that BP closed its Alaska pipeline due to corrosion have turned out to be erroneous. The company, noticing growing rancor that it would allow such a vital link to corrode to the point of desuetude, altered its story, saying that subsequent examination revealed that the leaks were due to a grizzly bear that ate the pipeline.While BP was initially at a loss the explain why a bear would attack a metal object, one of its more imaginative research directors noticed that the name BP appeared in a number of places along the course of the pipeline and an aurora borealis went off in his mind. While humans generally know that BP stands for British Petroleum, the bear, they now claim, being less familiar with the meaning, mistakenly surmised that BP stood for berry picking.As you know, the bears of Alaska are wild for wild berries. They roam the tundra looking for them and eat them so frenziedly that their bear pies, an association for BP that the company rejects entirely, are, in berry season, so chock full of the berry good remnants that they look a bit like blue pomegranates, a third association the company utterly rejects for the initials Foiled Again! The Attack Of The Citizen KillersThanks to British intelligence, with a little help from a wise and noble Muslim informer, another attack by Al-Qaeda has been foiled. And just in the turban of time. As you know, the suspects had recently received a coded message from Pakistan, where the authorities were closing in on the criminal minds, to "attack now."If our success rate at foiling Al-Qaeda’s demonic plots continues, this mad band of citizen killers may have to rename themselves Alibi.Yet our preparedness on the home front is not as thorough as we would hope. Although The Department Of Homeland Security has hardened cockpit doors and screens for guns and knives, experts say it has accomplished little against plastic and liquid explosives, along with bombs in air cargo and shoulder-fired missiles. Make War As Make Nice; Israel’s Commendable But Costly Military TacticHas a nation every conducted a war like the one Israel waged against Hezbollah? Instead of the usual “war is hell,” it was more like an attempt to conduct war as make nice.Now that a cease fire is in place, fragile as it may be, let's review the tactic and how it weathered the war.Did we hear announcements from Israel anywhere remotely near “We will destroy you to the last man”?No, instead we heard niceties like:"… terrorist elements ... are using you as human shields by launching rockets toward the state of Israel from your homes.""All cars and vehicles of any type will be shelled if seen moving south of the Litani River because they will be considered suspect of transferring rockets, military ammunitions and those causing destruction.”“You need to know that anyone moving in any type of car will put their life in danger."Leaflets have warned of a "painful and strong" response to attacks by Hezbollah and warned the residents of three suburbs in the south of Lebanon to evacuate.And, to make nice even more, Israel granted the Red Cross "freedom of movement" for its convoys, which have been providing aid to people in Lebanon.Yes, many Lebanese civilians were killed – 689 at last count. But there was also a toll among the Israelis: at last, count, 36 civilians and 67 soldiers were dead. Each death is a heartrending tragedy. Yet even a make-nice war does come with some unavoidable loss of life.During the conduct of this unprecedented war with warnings, numerous Israeli soldiers confessed that they felt the army should have hit Hezbollah harder but was held back by the government’s concern for civilian casualties.Finally, just as the UN reached agreement on a cease-fire plan, Israel moved ahead with force.Now the fighting seems all but over, at least, for as long as it's all but over.Yet the initial tardiness rankled many. Cartoon PenguinsPenguins – who wouldn’t be able to recognize their distinctive black and white, tux-like plumage, their peculiar upright stance, and often humorous waddling gait? Penguins have captivated the interest of many people all over the world. They are simply one of the most familiar birds, even though most people have had no opportunity to observe the penguin while in its native habitat. The penguin has also found its way into our popular culture notably in film, comics, and cartoons. Just Pick Something Already!Have you ever been privileged enough to hear a couple trying to decide what to do for the evening? Have you ever wanted to stab your eye out with a spoon after hearing it? If so, you can identify with the subject of this article. If you are that couple, please read this to find out how annoying you can be.